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instrumental


Warren Zevon and Jorge Calderon, Zevon Music BMI/Googolplex Music BMI

He was an accident waiting to happen
Most accidents happen at home
Maybe he should've gone out more often
Maybe he should've answered the phone

Hip-shakin' shoutin' in gold lame'
That's how he earned his regal sobriquet
Then he threw it all away
For a porcelain monkey

He threw it away for a porcelain monkey
Gave it all up for a figurine
He traded it in for a night in Las Vegas
And his face on velveteen

From a shotgun shack singing Pentecostal hymns
Throug


failed attempts have turned us into one pathetic twisted wreck
all is eerie, you're standing near me
I feel you breathing down my neck

you don't need to be so shallow
turn your head prepare to follow

deep incision operation
the tortured one becoming two
involuntary, solitary
it's nice to have a point of view

dependency
separate we never will be
attached at the hip to me
separate we never will be
when there's no privacy
separate we'll never be seen
attached at the hip to me
(attached at the hip to me, attached at the hip to me)
a pa


(Heaton/Rotheray)
She's a perfect 10, but she wears a 12
Baby keep a little 2 for me
She could be sweet 16, bustin' out at the seams
It's still love in the first degree

When he's at my gate, with a big fat 8
You wanna see the smile on my face
And even at my door, with a poor poor 4
There ain't no man can replace

'Cause we love our love,
in different sizes
I love her body, especially the lies
Time takes it's toll, but not on the eyes
Promise me this, take me tonight

If he's extra large well I'm in charge
I can work this thing on top
If


 
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